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I am a full-time Facebook worker.
I devote 97 percent of my waking time ogling
the pictures posted. I like reading the shout outs of others and sometimes
laugh at their stupidity. I follow the movements of my virtual friends and
sometimes, feel sorry for them…They’re so pathetic! They would post their
selfies without preparing themselves to be presentable – sometimes they reek of
poverty and ugliness!
I’m a full-time Facebook worker.
I know the latest word wars and
the scandals posted on this social network! I wince on the grammatical errors
of those who dare to post their twisted sentences and I laugh out loud in my
room for their sorry situations.
Yes, I’m better than them. I
often criticize the way they present their ideas. I always anchor on freedom of
speech and opinions but I could not take on their shallow ideas! How dare these
imbeciles populate on these grounds? This is my world and the mistakes I commit
could be justified. Theirs are purely out of this world!
I like doing springboards on
breaking relationships. Friendships must run amok. Lovers must throw negative
comments on each other. I like talking about the latest feuds… It’s a nice way
to start a conversation – other’s pains!
There are instances when I talk
about things in the real world of what’s happening in the Facebook world. I
would grimace on the ignorance of others when they tell me that they do not do
FB. How could they miss these chances of a lifetime? I do not get alarmed when
I would blurt out things I learn from FB. Why should I, that is the normal
thing now!
No, I’m not sick. I am just
observant, right?
There are also instances when I
sign up for fake identities and feel a sense of exhilaration when I could hurt
others. I have this…powerful fluttering inside my heart. It’s like being high
from a virtual drug. I could sense the power in me every time I could do
something on these lesser beings.
Why should I read books instead?
The pages of those bound paper is not in vogue! I could skim the e-books linked
on FB. There are free apps which could be downloaded. Who cares if these are
not properly edited and are being digested by editors? I dislike those faggots
who often yack on their latest reads! In FB, the people themselves are the
books I like reading!
Yes, I’m a full-time Facebook
worker. And I could feel that we are many. There might be a time when we will
conquer not just the virtual world but the real one.
In FB, it’s like playing God…
nay, it is like BEING God.
