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I am Kris. A lot of people like me for I grace
their living rooms on week days and give them things which I think are
intelligent. They like the way I look that's the reason why I am hounded by the
different multinationals to endorse their products. A lot like the way I talk
as well... I could hear lots of them copying my accent and the colloquial
I introduce would always be hits.... Love love love!
Even if my acting is the same: catatonic with
twisted eyebrows, they like my films. My characters resemble the same from
Sukob to Mano Po but they like me. My films are all-time hits. I could not sing
but I have sold millions of albums just by collecting my favorite love songs.
Some critics call the songs mushy but they reached the platinum status!
I judge a reality show even if I don't have the credentials. A lot of judges are like that, aren't they?
I judge a reality show even if I don't have the credentials. A lot of judges are like that, aren't they?
I am the Queen of All Media! One of my best
friends is Friendship Ai-ai, the Comedy Concert Queen... so with Zhing,
Zsa-zsa, the Divine Diva! At least I belong to the circle of the Superstar,
Star for All Seasons, Diamond Star, Mega Star, Jukebox Queen so with my friend
Manny, Ang Pambansang Kamao!
My sisters love me. Every time that I would mess
up with my love life, they come to the rescue. When I had my thing with
Phillip, they lifted me on their shoulders. Josh was accepted freely in our
family. When I divulged my STD on national TV and that I was profusely bleeding
due to Joey's infliction, you sympathized with me. You cried with me....
When I started to frequent the arena where the PBA is done, you cheered with me. You approved of my happiness, right? James became the apple of your eyes as the right husband for me. And when Baby James was born, more endorsements came. Some guys even copied the hairstyle of my son, ha ha ha!
Then, that hag Vicky caused a lot of trouble when one of her masseuses flirted and had an affair with my James. I hated it, I hate her. I hate James that my son was then called Bimby!
When I started to frequent the arena where the PBA is done, you cheered with me. You approved of my happiness, right? James became the apple of your eyes as the right husband for me. And when Baby James was born, more endorsements came. Some guys even copied the hairstyle of my son, ha ha ha!
Then, that hag Vicky caused a lot of trouble when one of her masseuses flirted and had an affair with my James. I hated it, I hate her. I hate James that my son was then called Bimby!
Now, when James wanted to rape me, you believe
that he wanted to rape me, right? How could he say that THERE IS NO MORE SPARK?
My skin is maintained with moisturizes which could feed a small community, my
hair could send students to college... and he tells us that he doesn't have
a thing for me? Ha ha ha...
Thanks for my sisters who come to the rescue once
more. And thanks to you for taking my side. It was true that I was really hurt
that I cried OUCH! OUCH!
I am Kris. And my brother has three more years.
Remember: Love love love!
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